The Invisible Man

Happy Halloween. I hope you're all dressing up as pumpkins and things. I'll be dressing up as a turnip in honour of the olden days when we carved turnips instead of pumpkins because we didn't get pumpkins over here or something. Have you ever tried to carve a turnip? Not only is it difficult but its dangerous as hell as it resists a lot more than the pumpkin and 9 times out of 10 the knife slips and things get a little more colourful and a lot more Halloween like.

Star-Bucks

Yoda has a shameful deal with vodaphone so it's only right that Admiral Ackbar has whored himself to Star-Bucks (star-bucks star-wars get it? huh? I'm hilarious). Admiral Ackbar is one of my favourite star-wars creatures as he's a giant lobster. A GIANT LOBSTER! And not only is he a giant lobster, he has managed to rise through the ranks and become an admiral! People said it couldn't be done, people said the galaxy wasn't ready for an arthropod admiral, people had their prejudices but now who's laughing. Admiral Ackbar thats who. Laughing with a multimillion alliance credit (space dollars?) deal with Star-Bucks!

The Thing

Reed Richards elastic, Johnny is the Human Torch. Sue can disappear from sight and Thing? He just likes to fight. They are the four. Fantastic Four. They're making a new Fantastic Four movie (of course they are) and they're gonna maybe have some black dude as the human torch (of course they are). The internet has a lot to say about this. I'm not sure that I do. Maybe you should go on the internet and see what people are saying? Maybe not. Maybe you're already on the internet reading this. Maybe you should form your own opinion? All I know is that the movie wont be better than John Carpenter's The Thing. That movie is awesome. It has a head with spider legs and Kurt Russell and flamethrowers and snow and a black guy! What more could you want?

Bulba-fett

So theres some new 'Pokemon' game coming out on Saturday and I know a couple of guys going to the launch. Apparently the latest innovation that sets this one apart is the fact that you can move diagonally!
Thats right folks you head me, DIAGONALLY! Sweet jesus nintendo just take my money! Take it!!! Can you imagine walking about not just up the screen and across the screen but diagonally! I'd also like to add that I wish they'd add Bulba-fett as some sort of evolutionary form of Bulbasaur because, well just look how awesome he is. He's 7 to the power of 4 awesome and I don't even know what that means but it sounds pretty awesome. Like I said though who needs GTA V when you have Pokemon X and Y. I bet GTA doesn't even have diagonal movement.

Mr. White

Well Folks it's been a long ride for those who've traveled with Walter White on his journey from Mr. Chips to Scarface. I'll be sad to see tonights Breaking Bad finale but cant wait to see how it all turns out. I hope Jessie comes out of it a bit better than previous episodes.

Wreck-it Miley

I saw that Miley Cyrus video for wrecking ball the other day. Holy crap Miley has really gone full retard. Seems she has a burning desire to remind everyone all of the time that she has boobies and isn't a little girl any more. 'Hey everyone did you see my nipples in Hanna Montana? No? Well you can now! I'm a big girl and that means reminding everyone by pointing foam fingers at peoples penis's at awards shows and sticking my tongue out! I can also preform oral stimulation on a sledge hammer! Look at me now! I'm naked on a Wrecking Ball! That's the name of of the song! I'm so vulnerable and sad because I'm crying and now I'm naked. Did I mention I was naked? Oh and also I'm a big girl now! I can go pee pee by myself.'

My Neighbour Totoro

Hey guys today's comic is more of a Monday evening comic than a Monday morning one but that house took me friggin' ages so i'll let myself off.  My Neighbour Totoro for the uninitiated is a Studio Ghibli (i guess they are the Japanese Disney?) film that is just bonkers. 2 girls move to a house in the sticks with their dad and it turns out they live beside a giant rabbit type forest spirit thing who makes a big tree grow and then waits for a bus which turns out to be a many legged cat.....actually I'm not sure how to explain it its just bonkers stuff happening all the time. I't's bizarre and needs to be watched.

Who is 'The Batman'?

Ben Affleck eh? I didn't see that coming. To be fair I actually thought the Daredevil movie wasn't awful and Affleck has been making some decent movies lately. Maybe he can do it. There are some things about Christian Bales's performance which aren't the best (like his hilariously gravely voice and his pointy chin rather than the classic square jaw) but he's a terrific Batman. Maybe they've seen something we haven't. He wouldn't have been my first choice but I'll wait and see. Heath Ledger seemed an odd choice for the Joker as I recall. We'll just have to wait and see what the Batfleck has to offer.

Worse Than Mormons

I like to think that when these fellas knocked the door, they were asked 'who's there' and they replied 'doctor'. Thus beginning the greatest knock knock joke ever. Dr Who's fine and all, I like the wee police box and the magic pen with the LED on it, But the fans kinda can be crazy though. Its maybe not some much that the fans love it so much, I think its that a) they are usually younger than most geeks/fanboys and b) they have the full might of the BBC to force it night and day on everyone else. They even have a Dr Who proms night, featuring music from the show! On the upside Dr Who is one of the easier characters to dress up as for halloween and they have found the best way to make the recasting of the main character not only make sense but be integral to the show itself. James Bond has never explained any of that and don't say it's a disguise. I've seen what Connery this constitutes as a discuise for 'blending in' to japanese culture.

PS. Suffice to say, my favourite doctor was Rowan Atkinson.

Magnets

This comic obviously works best if you read Xavier's part in Patrick Stewart's voice. Although I'm guessing you did that automatically. Magneto is a douche who ran a group called 'The Brotherhood of Evil Mutants'. This is the worst possible name for a terrorist organisation. When you put the word evil in the title of your group you're probs gonna attract a certain shady individual.