tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-9982339228572694422024-03-18T03:04:04.508+00:00Skeleton BlogAwesome comics and shiz featuring skeletons, zombies, Jesus, dinosaurs and all kinds of awesome stuff. Regular postings of my web comics for your amusement and there's even a penguin! Look forward to more comics coming soon featuring vampires, pirates, monsters, monkeys, pokemon and lots more comedy gold.MediaSlugzhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/03624676686614760533noreply@blogger.comBlogger245125tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-998233922857269442.post-13417333622303611402020-10-18T01:42:00.002+01:002020-10-18T01:42:19.794+01:00Go West<p> </p><div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: center;"><a href="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEhydBVj2qjqmU46cZ9fYkA9jI9BdL6RalmgXGIVg7ZD3f2HOH8cLx31EE7etEoxC9zvhs15S80JuwWpPQ5Gfi5CuMMAE4KiXv3d85DkV_aktD3JQw2KI2dpDjM-_3OFUiMrf9vf9Cx-d-s/s2048/Go+West.jpg" imageanchor="1" style="margin-left: 1em; margin-right: 1em;"><img border="0" data-original-height="2048" data-original-width="1943" height="320" src="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEhydBVj2qjqmU46cZ9fYkA9jI9BdL6RalmgXGIVg7ZD3f2HOH8cLx31EE7etEoxC9zvhs15S80JuwWpPQ5Gfi5CuMMAE4KiXv3d85DkV_aktD3JQw2KI2dpDjM-_3OFUiMrf9vf9Cx-d-s/s320/Go+West.jpg" /></a></div><p><br /></p>Go West! Thats it. Thats the only advice I have.<p></p>MediaSlugzhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/03624676686614760533noreply@blogger.com2tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-998233922857269442.post-89621643236560882022020-07-30T00:14:00.000+01:002020-07-30T00:17:12.569+01:00Prawn Stars<div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: center;">
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Throw another shrimp on the barbeeeee! Can anyone say shrimp cocktail? Here's 7 tasty prawns just for you. Look at their succulent bodies. "Imagine" Prawn Lennon served all crispy like tempura! Prawnald McDonald popcorn shrimp? "I'm lovin' it!". Get 'em up ya!MediaSlugzhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/03624676686614760533noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-998233922857269442.post-21955885401991859322020-02-26T22:07:00.002+00:002020-02-26T22:07:42.891+00:00Without Sin<div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: center;">
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Jesus was a grand lad wasn't he? Walkin' around town doing miracles, shakin' hands, mingling with the little folk. He wasn't a big tipper though. He was always a little reluctant to drop a few coins at the end of a meal. "Your rewards will be in heaven" he used to say. Not if you're a waitress that's going straight to hell though. You can't spend your Jesus tips down there. Just tip properly like everyone else does and stop being a dick.MediaSlugzhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/03624676686614760533noreply@blogger.com3tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-998233922857269442.post-49715825646531218262019-05-28T12:10:00.001+01:002019-05-28T12:10:13.424+01:00Waterhole<div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: center;">
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Everyone ready for Toy Story 4? It's the only thing that pays Tim Allen's mortgage. I couldn't think of a witty name for this one. Waterhole's not great is it? If you look carefully you'll see that I've drawn Woody's Sheriff badge on the wrong side in the second panel. That's why you come here isn't it? These little easter eggs. You could check out the comic on facebook or twitter or instagram but if you want to see me to point out my own short comings you'll have to come to theskeletonblog.com. I'd also like to point out that Andy changed the decor in his room to space stuff once he got got Buzz. Why does this scene take place in a reality where Jessie exists in Andy's room but it's still decorated the way it was at the beginning of Toy Story 1? Why indeed.<br />
MediaSlugzhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/03624676686614760533noreply@blogger.com4tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-998233922857269442.post-91340059479628642252019-03-20T15:14:00.002+00:002019-03-20T15:19:52.544+00:00Big Plans<div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: center;">
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If I was Jesus I would have been pretty annoyed that I'd just been sent down to earth to die. I'd mostly be annoyed that they cut out most of my life from the bible. He goes from being a baby to being an adult. Thats the interesting bit we can call identify with. What was he like as a child? What were his puberty years like? The fact they left it out makes me think that he was probably ridin' all round him. Smoking cigs behind the mule shed, throwing stones at sinners as if he was without sin. Where's all that juicy stuff huh?MediaSlugzhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/03624676686614760533noreply@blogger.com1tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-998233922857269442.post-85215719889417992542019-02-12T15:26:00.000+00:002019-02-12T15:31:30.859+00:00Damn Dirty Apes<div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: center;">
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Have you ever been to a zoo where there were only humans? Sometimes in times of great hardship, zoos will have humans in the enclosures dressed in animal onesies instead of real animals. It's much cheaper and means that they can let them out at night to go home and have a nice feed and a warm bed. Some zoos make the humans draw lots the next day to see who gets to be which animal. This practice was the inspiration for The Bloodhound Gang's music video for The Bad Touch.<br />
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That Gaston's something else isn't he? All those muscles, that big gun. And what about The Beast? He's so tall and rugged. I think we all know who the real beast is in this fairy tale. It's The Beast obviously. He's the only one that is a literal beast.</div>
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I think my favourite monster is the little maroon one. The one with the wee pants. It's important to protect a monster's modesty when drawing them. When he posed for me he was naked of course. It's kind of expected of life models. I thought it best to use a bit of artistic license and cover up his doodah though.</div>
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I remember Jesus's birthday like it was yesterday. I had a donkey ride and fell off and broke my toe. Oh how he laughed. I laughed too, thinking he would just perform a birthday miracle and fix it for me. He didn't though. He just kept laughing and trying on different hats from the dressing up box.</div>
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Have you ever been to IKEA? I have. It sure is super. There's all kinds of things on sale there that are already in pieces. Think of the time it saves you breaking furniture over a period of months and years. You can just buy it already broken and take it straight to the dump!MediaSlugzhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/03624676686614760533noreply@blogger.com3tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-998233922857269442.post-56132604973700239482018-03-01T16:51:00.003+00:002018-03-01T16:51:55.206+00:00Artistic Nudes<div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: center;">
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I like that cherub on the right. There's something majestic about how he stands proudly displaying his wiener even though i'm pretty sure he'll never use it. Do cherubs grow up? Ask your theologian folks.</div>
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I always wanted to be a dinosaur when I grew up so when I grew up I did just that. I'm now a professional dinosaur. Follow your dreams kids. Follow your dreams.</div>
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Do I need to explain the joke here? That's the Mars rover killing a cat like a dog would kill a cat. The cat was curious about Mars so it went up there but ran a cropper because there was a dog there called rover that is actually a space probe thingy. So curiosity killed the cat cos he shouldn't have went up there. Actually now that I think of it the joke here is that the rover is called Curiosity. Curiosity killed the cat. Thats better isn't it? It's nothing to do with rover being a dogs name. No idea where I got that from. NONE LAURA NONE! For all you science geeks out there, this is very clever and i'd expect it to be on IFL science if they still did science stuff.MediaSlugzhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/03624676686614760533noreply@blogger.com4tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-998233922857269442.post-39829037867336734932017-10-02T08:46:00.002+01:002017-10-02T08:47:30.286+01:00The Heist<div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: center;">
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Another name for this comic could be 'There's always money in Philadelphia'. Is that better? It kind of is maybe. I like puns. I also like the idea that the back to basics animalistic hunter, Kraven, loves his gadgets in his spare time. Ordering ubers and watching iplayer no his smart phone. As a bonus, here's their plans for the heist that you cant really see in the background. Think of it as a DVD extra.</div>
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I believe it was the famous poet Lady Gaga who once said: "Fame, doin' it for the fame, Cause we wanna live the life, Of the rich and famous, Fame, doin' it for the fame, Cause we gotta taste for champagne, And endless fortune". Irene Cara also had some sage words on the matter when she wrote: "Remember my name, fame, I'm gonna live forever, I'm gonna learn how to fly, high". I think though David Bowie said it best when he stood up in front of that crowd on the eve of war and said: "Fame makes a man take things over, Fame lets him loose, hard to swallow, Fame puts you there where things are hollow (fame), Fame, it's not your brain, it's just the flame, That burns your change to keep you insane (fame)."<br />
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Do you think Spider-Man has Spider-Man pyjamas? I bet he does. So if anyone catches him coming back in at night he can just pretend he's in his pyjamas. Pretty smart when you think about it. There's always been something about Scooby Doo that I thought wan't quite right and I know what it is now. Scooby's not on a lead (leash?). It's not like he's a real good dog all the time and never runs off. He's always running off. Away from ghosts etc. Most places that allow dogs expect you to have them on a lead. Mystery Inc. are really betraying people's trust there.</div>
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How about that eh? He's strung up there real good. Rasputin is a notorious joker. He's always playing pranks on the Tsar like throwing a bucket of water over him only it's not water it's confetti! One time he hid behind a door waiting to jump out on him, for three hours! That's dedication! No wonder they call him 'The Mad Monk'! He's just such a great energy to have around a party!</div>
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What should I have called this one? I settled on 'Everything Floats UP Here'. Is it overkill to have UP in upper case? I mean if you look at it, it's clearly the house from UP. What if you don't remember that line from IT. Does the title become meaningless? Should I have called it 'UP, IT and Away'? Is that better? It points a bit more to the clown being from IT, does that need pointed out? Does everything need spelled out? Is it even worth it? Probably not. Those balloons took ages to draw and colour. That house took ages to draw and I drew it twice for the close up. Can you even notice that Russell is in one of the windows there? Is that lost? Such insecurity many wow. At the very least it looks colourful and I like those balloons in the title box.MediaSlugzhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/03624676686614760533noreply@blogger.com4tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-998233922857269442.post-53240074805675404312017-07-17T10:17:00.002+01:002017-07-17T10:17:43.617+01:00Father's Day<div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: center;">
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What are all those lights for inside the death star? The ones in the background there. Do they do anything? Is there a book you can buy that gives you information on each light and switch in the background? Why are some of them red? Are they supposed to be red? Is that something we should worry about or does it just mean that something is off? There's so many Star Wars books, there's bound to be one on those lights. Dorling Kindersly might have published one. If there's not a book then maybe a website. If there's not a website then maybe thats something you should think about making. Once you've made it, send me a link. I'd really like to know about those lights.</div>
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If you're looking at this and thinking that my artwork has really gone downhill then you'd be right. I no longer care if it looks like I've drawn my comics on the back of a napkin. Napkins are perfectly legitimate formats for art. Leonardo Da Vinci once drew 4 penises on a serviette and you don't see people complaining about that.</div>
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Merry Christmas! It's the first of December and it's time to queue up in the cold to hand your kid over to a stranger so that they can sit on his lap and have their photo taken. Such memories!</div>
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