Word on the street is that this is a sweet party. There's even a hipster there with his beard and hair combo and his nice plaid shirt buttoned up to the top. There's probably some guy there with a man bun and a pair of moccasins. If you want some advice though, don't go near yon girl in the red dress. She may seem like the party now but after half a bottle of Cava she'll be shoutin' about how all men are fascist pigs and stealing everything in the ice box. She's a complete dumpster fire. If you want to talk to someone with something interesting to say, talk to Jimmy on the left hand side. He's a Pez Dispenser.
