Wednesday, 26 February 2020
Jesus was a grand lad wasn't he? Walkin' around town doing miracles, shakin' hands, mingling with the little folk. He wasn't a big tipper though. He was always a little reluctant to drop a few coins at the end of a meal. "Your rewards will be in heaven" he used to say. Not if you're a waitress that's going straight to hell though. You can't spend your Jesus tips down there. Just tip properly like everyone else does and stop being a dick.