Thursday, 30 July 2020
Throw another shrimp on the barbeeeee! Can anyone say shrimp cocktail? Here's 7 tasty prawns just for you. Look at their succulent bodies. "Imagine" Prawn Lennon served all crispy like tempura! Prawnald McDonald popcorn shrimp? "I'm lovin' it!". Get 'em up ya!
Wednesday, 26 February 2020
Jesus was a grand lad wasn't he? Walkin' around town doing miracles, shakin' hands, mingling with the little folk. He wasn't a big tipper though. He was always a little reluctant to drop a few coins at the end of a meal. "Your rewards will be in heaven" he used to say. Not if you're a waitress that's going straight to hell though. You can't spend your Jesus tips down there. Just tip properly like everyone else does and stop being a dick.