Thursday, 25 May 2017

Rookie Mistake


Stormtroopers are great. They're just so stormtoopery. Not like regular troopers, they aren't stormtroopery. It's the lack of stormy-ness I think.

Sunday, 12 March 2017

Monitor Lizard




Monitor Lizards are monitoring all of our lizardy doings. All the time. Are they monitoring Keith Duffy? Who can tell?



Friday, 10 February 2017

No More Tears

No more tears

If you're looking at this and thinking that my artwork has really gone downhill then you'd be right. I no longer care if it looks like I've drawn my comics on the back of a napkin. Napkins are perfectly legitimate formats for art. Leonardo Da Vinci once drew 4 penises on a serviette and you don't see people complaining about that.

Thursday, 1 December 2016

Advent

Merry Christmas! It's the first of December and it's time to queue up in the cold to hand your kid over to a stranger so that they can sit on his lap and have their photo taken. Such memories!

Thursday, 3 November 2016

Party Bros

Word on the street is that this is a sweet party. There's even a hipster there with his beard and hair combo and his nice plaid shirt buttoned up to the top. There's probably some guy there with a man bun and a pair of moccasins. If you want some advice though, don't go near yon girl in the red dress. She may seem like the party now but after half a bottle of Cava she'll be shoutin' about how all men are fascist pigs and stealing everything in the ice box. She's a complete dumpster fire. If you want to talk to someone with something interesting to say, talk to Jimmy on the left hand side. He's a Pez Dispenser.

Tuesday, 27 September 2016

On Second Thoughts

Seems to me that, that hand guard is a pretty good idea. Star Wars has a long history of hand and arm choppings. Luke, Anakin, Mace Windu, that guy from the first one who had a bum for a mouth (Pondo Baba). No one's arms are safe in the galaxy. Kylo Ren's are a little bit safer though.



Tuesday, 24 May 2016

Know Your Audience

It's important to know one's audience and from what I can gather, my audience is people looking for a blog about skeletons. Maybe even written by a skeleton. Well you're out of luck because this is a blog about a bunch of comics that I did. There's some police men in this one and some chaps in suits. I reckon it's a corker. Maybe you think that means that there's a cork in it or even an instrument for opening some wine. Well you're wrong. It's just a comic with some police men in it and some chaps in suits.

Wednesday, 9 March 2016

Civil War


We don't need no civil war. Amiright guys? Well turns out, contrary to what Captain America says, we do. Guns n' Roses were wrong. Captain america 3 would be a lot less interesting with out him and Iron Man going at it. It does look like a pretty sweet picnic though. Check out all that food. They even brought Ant-Man along to serve the tea! Maybe Axl and Slash were right after all.....

Monday, 23 November 2015

Kylo Ren



I had a wee watch of Ren and Stimpy on youtube there and it's pretty messed up even by Sponge Bob standards. I get the impression they didn't think anyone would see it so the writers and animators just did their own thing. Star Wars is coming and unlike Ren and Stimpy, the world will be watching. Hopefully it's the mouthwash for the prequels we've all been waiting for.

Monday, 16 November 2015

Gun Show

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