Wednesday, 26 February 2020
Jesus was a grand lad wasn't he? Walkin' around town doing miracles, shakin' hands, mingling with the little folk. He wasn't a big tipper though. He was always a little reluctant to drop a few coins at the end of a meal. "Your rewards will be in heaven" he used to say. Not if you're a waitress that's going straight to hell though. You can't spend your Jesus tips down there. Just tip properly like everyone else does and stop being a dick.
Tuesday, 28 May 2019
Everyone ready for Toy Story 4? It's the only thing that pays Tim Allen's mortgage. I couldn't think of a witty name for this one. Waterhole's not great is it? If you look carefully you'll see that I've drawn Woody's Sheriff badge on the wrong side in the second panel. That's why you come here isn't it? These little easter eggs. You could check out the comic on facebook or twitter or instagram but if you want to see me to point out my own short comings you'll have to come to theskeletonblog.com. I'd also like to point out that Andy changed the decor in his room to space stuff once he got got Buzz. Why does this scene take place in a reality where Jessie exists in Andy's room but it's still decorated the way it was at the beginning of Toy Story 1? Why indeed.
Wednesday, 20 March 2019
If I was Jesus I would have been pretty annoyed that I'd just been sent down to earth to die. I'd mostly be annoyed that they cut out most of my life from the bible. He goes from being a baby to being an adult. Thats the interesting bit we can call identify with. What was he like as a child? What were his puberty years like? The fact they left it out makes me think that he was probably ridin' all round him. Smoking cigs behind the mule shed, throwing stones at sinners as if he was without sin. Where's all that juicy stuff huh?
Tuesday, 12 February 2019
Have you ever been to a zoo where there were only humans? Sometimes in times of great hardship, zoos will have humans in the enclosures dressed in animal onesies instead of real animals. It's much cheaper and means that they can let them out at night to go home and have a nice feed and a warm bed. Some zoos make the humans draw lots the next day to see who gets to be which animal. This practice was the inspiration for The Bloodhound Gang's music video for The Bad Touch.
That Gaston's something else isn't he? All those muscles, that big gun. And what about The Beast? He's so tall and rugged. I think we all know who the real beast is in this fairy tale. It's The Beast obviously. He's the only one that is a literal beast.
I think my favourite monster is the little maroon one. The one with the wee pants. It's important to protect a monster's modesty when drawing them. When he posed for me he was naked of course. It's kind of expected of life models. I thought it best to use a bit of artistic license and cover up his doodah though.
I remember Jesus's birthday like it was yesterday. I had a donkey ride and fell off and broke my toe. Oh how he laughed. I laughed too, thinking he would just perform a birthday miracle and fix it for me. He didn't though. He just kept laughing and trying on different hats from the dressing up box.
Have you ever been to IKEA? I have. It sure is super. There's all kinds of things on sale there that are already in pieces. Think of the time it saves you breaking furniture over a period of months and years. You can just buy it already broken and take it straight to the dump!