Tuesday, 24 May 2016

Know Your Audience

It's important to know one's audience and from what I can gather, my audience is people looking for a blog about skeletons. Maybe even written by a skeleton. Well you're out of luck because this is a blog about a bunch of comics that I did. There's some police men in this one and some chaps in suits. I reckon it's a corker. Maybe you think that means that there's a cork in it or even an instrument for opening some wine. Well you're wrong. It's just a comic with some police men in it and some chaps in suits.

Wednesday, 9 March 2016

Civil War


We don't need no civil war. Amiright guys? Well turns out, contrary to what Captain America says, we do. Guns n' Roses were wrong. Captain america 3 would be a lot less interesting with out him and Iron Man going at it. It does look like a pretty sweet picnic though. Check out all that food. They even brought Ant-Man along to serve the tea! Maybe Axl and Slash were right after all.....

Monday, 23 November 2015

Kylo Ren



I had a wee watch of Ren and Stimpy on youtube there and it's pretty messed up even by Sponge Bob standards. I get the impression they didn't think anyone would see it so the writers and animators just did their own thing. Star Wars is coming and unlike Ren and Stimpy, the world will be watching. Hopefully it's the mouthwash for the prequels we've all been waiting for.

Monday, 16 November 2015

Gun Show

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Monday, 24 August 2015

Number One Dad

It's hard to be a good dad but even if he had got his son a rubix cube I don't think the kid would have had a much better birthday. A rubix cube is an awful gift. We used to have a knock off rubix cube when we were young. As far as I remember it had coloured stickers instead of coloured plastic squares. We just removed the stickers and stuck them on again to make it look like we'd done it.  While checking out pictures of Pinhead from Hellraiser I came across Clive Barkers inspiration for the Cenobite's design. Apparently he drew inspiration 'from punk fashion, Catholicism and by the visits he took to SM clubs in New York and Amsterdam'. Nice mixture.

Monday, 22 June 2015

Mints

Here's a handy guide to mints. It's not completely comprehensive but its got all the good ones. Did you know that catnip is a mint? I didn't. There's your fact for today now, go away.

Monday, 15 June 2015

Malcolm Rex.

I spent so long wondering if I could attach Jeff Goldblum's head to a dinosaur that I never stopped to think if I should. I was watching behind the scenes videos of Jurassic Park the other day and discovered that they had to make a life size animatronic T-Rex which is quite frankly the most awesome thing ever. It's so different from the CGI dinosaur effects in Jurassic World. I suppose thats why it still holds up today. Thankfully Jurassic World is a good movie though. You can read my review here. It's spoiler free.

Monday, 8 June 2015

Decathlon


Bruce Jenner only wants to be a woman so that he can do the decathlon at the Olympics in Rio next year. It's no coincidence that she's changed sex just in time to put in some hours training and get all those meds out of her system.

Monday, 1 June 2015

Holidays

Ever been on holiday? I have. It's great. I went to Spain once and there were all these spanish people there. Why would Spanish people go to Spain on their holidays? Same reason as me I suppose.

Monday, 18 May 2015

Droid Baby

I like BB-8. He looks like a fun guy. He looks like the kind of guy you could go for cocktails with.... and then drink all the cocktails because he doesn't have a mouth. Free cocktails and you  get to hang out with a droid.  It's a win win situation.