Monday, 18 September 2017

Weakness


The Green Goblin is the worst isn't he? He's just a pure dick. The sinister six went out for dinner and drinks and when they went to split the bill he was all like ' I only had the salad for starters and Marc had 3 beers when I only had a Shandy, I don't see why I should pay for The Scorpion's beers and all your battered mushrooms and cheese sticks'. Doesn't he know how this works? How long has he been a villain? The goal is always to order crispy duck for starters and the 16oz steak for mains so that no matter what, when it comes time to split the bill, you're quids in. Even if you aren't hungry, you might as well go hard or go home.


Monday, 11 September 2017

Pesky Kids



Do you think Spider-Man has Spider-Man pyjamas?  I bet he does. So if anyone catches him coming back in at night he can just pretend he's in his pyjamas. Pretty smart when you think about it. There's always been something about Scooby Doo that I thought wan't quite right and I know what it is now. Scooby's not on a lead (leash?). It's not like he's a real good dog all the time and never runs off. He's always running off. Away from ghosts etc. Most places that allow dogs expect you to have them on a lead. Mystery Inc. are really betraying people's trust there.


Tuesday, 5 September 2017

Rasputin's Joke

How about that eh? He's strung up there real good. Rasputin is a notorious joker. He's always playing pranks on the Tsar like throwing a bucket of water over him only it's not water it's confetti! One time he hid behind a door waiting to jump out on him, for three hours! That's dedication! No wonder they call him 'The Mad Monk'! He's just such a great energy to have around a party!

Monday, 28 August 2017

Everything Floats UP Here


What should I have called this one? I settled on 'Everything Floats UP Here'. Is it overkill to have UP in upper case? I mean if you look at it, it's clearly the house from UP. What if you don't remember that line from IT. Does the title become meaningless? Should I have called it 'UP, IT and Away'? Is that better? It points a bit more to the clown being from IT, does that need pointed out? Does everything need spelled out? Is it even worth it? Probably not. Those balloons took ages to draw and colour. That house took ages to draw and I drew it twice for the close up. Can you even notice that Russell is in one of the windows there? Is that lost? Such insecurity many wow. At the very least it looks colourful and I like those balloons in the title box.

Monday, 17 July 2017

Father's Day


What are all those lights for inside the death star? The ones in the background there. Do they do anything? Is there a book you can buy that gives you information on each light and switch in the background? Why are some of them red? Are they supposed to be red? Is that something we should worry about or does it just mean that something is off? There's so many Star Wars books, there's bound to be one on those lights. Dorling Kindersly might have published one. If there's not a book then maybe a website. If there's not a website then maybe thats something you should think about making. Once you've made it, send me a link. I'd really like to know about those lights.

Thursday, 1 June 2017

Robot Bingo



Do robots play bingo? I like to think so. What are the prizes? I don't know but I bet they're class.

Thursday, 25 May 2017

Rookie Mistake


Stormtroopers are great. They're just so stormtoopery. Not like regular troopers, they aren't stormtroopery. It's the lack of stormy-ness I think.

Sunday, 12 March 2017

Monitor Lizard




Monitor Lizards are monitoring all of our lizardy doings. All the time. Are they monitoring Keith Duffy? Who can tell?



Friday, 10 February 2017

No More Tears

No more tears

If you're looking at this and thinking that my artwork has really gone downhill then you'd be right. I no longer care if it looks like I've drawn my comics on the back of a napkin. Napkins are perfectly legitimate formats for art. Leonardo Da Vinci once drew 4 penises on a serviette and you don't see people complaining about that.

Thursday, 1 December 2016

Advent

Merry Christmas! It's the first of December and it's time to queue up in the cold to hand your kid over to a stranger so that they can sit on his lap and have their photo taken. Such memories!