Tuesday, 12 February 2019

Damn Dirty Apes

Taylor tells damn dirty apes to get their stinkin' paws off of him

Have you ever been to a zoo where there were only humans? Sometimes in times of great hardship, zoos will have humans in the enclosures dressed in animal onesies instead of real animals. It's much cheaper and means that they can let them out at night to go home and have a nice feed and a warm bed. Some zoos make the humans draw lots the next day to see who gets to be which animal. This practice was the inspiration for The Bloodhound Gang's music video for The Bad Touch.

Beauty and the Deceased

Belle holding a dying beast

That Gaston's something else isn't he? All those muscles, that big gun. And what about The Beast? He's so tall and rugged.  I think we all know who the real beast is in this fairy tale. It's The Beast obviously. He's the only one that is a literal beast.

A Good Idea

I think my favourite monster is the little maroon one. The one with the wee pants. It's important to protect a monster's modesty when drawing them. When he posed for me he was naked of course. It's kind of expected of life models. I thought it best to use a bit of artistic license and cover up his doodah though.

Humble Beginnings

Jesus' humbly preaching his sermon on the mount

I remember Jesus's birthday like it was yesterday. I had a donkey ride and fell off and broke my toe. Oh how he laughed. I laughed too, thinking he would just perform a birthday miracle and fix it for me. He didn't though. He just kept laughing and trying on different hats from the dressing up box.


Two guys picking up girls at IKEA furniture store

Have you ever been to IKEA? I have. It sure is super. There's all kinds of things on sale there that are already in pieces. Think of the time it saves you breaking furniture over a period of months and years. You can just buy it already broken and take it straight to the dump!

Thursday, 1 March 2018

Artistic Nudes

I like that cherub on the right. There's something majestic about how he stands proudly displaying his wiener even though i'm pretty sure he'll never use it. Do cherubs grow up? Ask your theologian folks.

Thursday, 7 December 2017


Dolls for girls are unrealistic role models Dinosaurs are worse

I always wanted to be a dinosaur when I grew up so when I grew up I did just that. I'm now a professional dinosaur. Follow your dreams kids. Follow your dreams.

Monday, 9 October 2017


Do I need to explain the joke here? That's the Mars rover killing a cat like a dog would kill a cat. The cat was curious about Mars so it went up there but ran a cropper because there was a dog there called rover that is actually a space probe thingy. So curiosity killed the cat cos he shouldn't have went up there. Actually now that I think of it the joke here is that the rover is called Curiosity. Curiosity killed the cat. Thats better isn't it? It's nothing to do with rover being a dogs name. No idea where I got that from. NONE LAURA NONE! For all you science geeks out there, this is very clever and i'd expect it to be on IFL science if they still did science stuff.

Monday, 2 October 2017

The Heist

Another name for this comic could be 'There's always money in Philadelphia'. Is that better? It kind of is maybe. I like puns. I also like the idea that the back to basics animalistic hunter, Kraven, loves his gadgets in his spare time. Ordering ubers and watching iplayer no his smart phone. As a bonus, here's their plans for the heist that you cant really see in the background. Think of it as a DVD extra.

Monday, 25 September 2017


Genie of the lamp grants one wish

I believe it was the famous poet Lady Gaga who once said: "Fame, doin' it for the fame, Cause we wanna live the life, Of the rich and famous, Fame, doin' it for the fame, Cause we gotta taste for champagne, And endless fortune". Irene Cara also had some sage words on the matter when she wrote: "Remember my name, fame, I'm gonna live forever, I'm gonna learn how to fly, high". I think though David Bowie said it best when he stood up in front of that crowd on the eve of war and said: "Fame makes a man take things over, Fame lets him loose, hard to swallow, Fame puts you there where things are hollow (fame), Fame, it's not your brain, it's just the flame, That burns your change to keep you insane (fame)."

Amen Brother.