Humble Beginnings

I remember Jesus's birthday like it was yesterday. I had a donkey ride and fell off and broke my toe. Oh how he laughed. I laughed too, thinking he would just perform a birthday miracle and fix it for me. He didn't though. He just kept laughing and trying on different hats from the dressing up box.

IKEA

Have you ever been to IKEA? I have. It sure is super. There's all kinds of things on sale there that are already in pieces. Think of the time it saves you breaking furniture over a period of months and years. You can just buy it already broken and take it straight to the dump!

Artistic Nudes

I like that cherub on the right. There's something majestic about how he stands proudly displaying his wiener even though i'm pretty sure he'll never use it. Do cherubs grow up? Ask your theologian folks.

Standards

I always wanted to be a dinosaur when I grew up so when I grew up I did just that. I'm now a professional dinosaur. Follow your dreams kids. Follow your dreams.

Curiosity

Do I need to explain the joke here? That's the Mars rover killing a cat like a dog would kill a cat. The cat was curious about Mars so it went up there but ran a cropper because there was a dog there called rover that is actually a space probe thingy. So curiosity killed the cat cos he shouldn't have went up there. Actually now that I think of it the joke here is that the rover is called Curiosity. Curiosity killed the cat. Thats better isn't it? It's nothing to do with rover being a dogs name. No idea where I got that from. NONE LAURA NONE! For all you science geeks out there, this is very clever and i'd expect it to be on IFL science if they still did science stuff.

The Heist

Another name for this comic could be 'There's always money in Philadelphia'. Is that better? It kind of is maybe. I like puns. I also like the idea that the back to basics animalistic hunter, Kraven, loves his gadgets in his spare time. Ordering ubers and watching iplayer no his smart phone. As a bonus, here's their plans for the heist that you cant really see in the background. Think of it as a DVD extra.

Famous

I believe it was the famous poet Lady Gaga who once said: "Fame, doin' it for the fame, Cause we wanna live the life, Of the rich and famous, Fame, doin' it for the fame, Cause we gotta taste for champagne, And endless fortune". Irene Cara also had some sage words on the matter when she wrote: "Remember my name, fame, I'm gonna live forever, I'm gonna learn how to fly, high". I think though David Bowie said it best when he stood up in front of that crowd on the eve of war and said: "Fame makes a man take things over, Fame lets him loose, hard to swallow, Fame puts you there where things are hollow (fame), Fame, it's not your brain, it's just the flame, That burns your change to keep you insane (fame)."

Amen Brother.

Weakness

The Green Goblin is the worst isn't he? He's just a pure dick. The sinister six went out for dinner and drinks and when they went to split the bill he was all like ' I only had the salad for starters and Marc had 3 beers when I only had a Shandy, I don't see why I should pay for The Scorpion's beers and all your battered mushrooms and cheese sticks'. Doesn't he know how this works? How long has he been a villain? The goal is always to order crispy duck for starters and the 16oz steak for mains so that no matter what, when it comes time to split the bill, you're quids in. Even if you aren't hungry, you might as well go hard or go home.

Pesky Kids

Do you think Spider-Man has Spider-Man pyjamas?  I bet he does. So if anyone catches him coming back in at night he can just pretend he's in his pyjamas. Pretty smart when you think about it. There's always been something about Scooby Doo that I thought wan't quite right and I know what it is now. Scooby's not on a lead (leash?). It's not like he's a real good dog all the time and never runs off. He's always running off. Away from ghosts etc. Most places that allow dogs expect you to have them on a lead. Mystery Inc. are really betraying people's trust there.

Rasputin's Joke

How about that eh? He's strung up there real good. Rasputin is a notorious joker. He's always playing pranks on the Tsar like throwing a bucket of water over him only it's not water it's confetti! One time he hid behind a door waiting to jump out on him, for three hours! That's dedication! No wonder they call him 'The Mad Monk'! He's just such a great energy to have around a party!