Dental Deficiency

I went to the dentist once. He poked at my mouth for ages, then took out a big drill and put some braces in my mouth. Actually no, it wasn't braces it was brackets. Yes he took out a big drill and put some brackets in my mouth and put up a couple of nice shelves. Actually it might not have been my mouth, maybe it was the wall. Yes that's it he got me to hold the brackets while he drilled holes in the wall and put up a few shelves for his golfing trophies. Actually I'm begining think that he wasn't a real dentist after all. 

Lens Cap

Welcome back to the all new Skeleton Blog! Thanks to my brother I now own a dot com! So make sure you visit theskeletonblog.com and not skeletonblog.com as instead of mildly amusing pictorials, you'll get some crap about human bobsledding or something. This is my first comic in a while, near 4 months actually so hopefully you like it. I know i don't! Click the picture to make it bigger.

Crutches

Crutches are fun for about ten minutes but once you've pretended that they are machine guns and swung on them a bit, you kind of just want to walk normally again. I drew this comic ages ago but it seemed appropriate to post it now seeing as I'm all fractured and broken.

As an added bonus here's a fun game you can play with crutches if you have a wheel chair.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zHpy87vs5Gk

Ultrasound

Ultrasounds are weird, they sound like the noises that dolphins make to communicate with whales. Dolphins are actually extremely evil creatures. The 1973 movie 'Day of the Dolphin' can attest to this as it's tag line is "Unwittingly,he trained a dolphin to kill the president of the United States".
They should make a sequel which involves Barrack Obama defending the white house with a crack team of Killer whales....on crack.

The 'C' word

It's been a while huh? Sorry but sometimes I have other things to do like make this EP cover.

It never occured to me that the 'C' word could mean anything other than a 4 letter word that is somehow worse than the other 4 letter word known only as 'F'. That was until my girlfriend's mum refered to cancer as the 'c' word. We should reinstate the 'c' word as the phrase for cancer as it's much scarier than the other thing....well at least a bit scarier. 

Acupuncture

Apparently acupuncture isn't even a real thing but cactus are, so that's good. Cactus remind me of Mexico and burritos which are awesome. Speaking of burritos I went to chiquitos last Friday and would highly recommend it. NOM!

Family planning

Is there anyone who actually liked Miss Piggy? I think kermit dodged a bullet here no one wants to see hideous pig-frogs babys. Well actually i think I would but not if they were related to Miss Piggy.

Consequences

Well if you're gonna prance about in a world where anything can happen then I guess anything can happen. This one literaly took all day. Prompted by the release of a certain Alice in Wonderland themed movie. To see more 'movie' based comics click the label below.