Monday, 25 September 2017

Famous




I believe it was the famous poet Lady Gaga who once said: "Fame, doin' it for the fame, Cause we wanna live the life, Of the rich and famous, Fame, doin' it for the fame, Cause we gotta taste for champagne, And endless fortune". Irene Cara also had some sage words on the matter when she wrote: "Remember my name, fame, I'm gonna live forever, I'm gonna learn how to fly, high". I think though David Bowie said it best when he stood up in front of that crowd on the eve of war and said: "Fame makes a man take things over, Fame lets him loose, hard to swallow, Fame puts you there where things are hollow (fame), Fame, it's not your brain, it's just the flame, That burns your change to keep you insane (fame)."

Amen Brother.

Monday, 18 September 2017

Weakness


The Green Goblin is the worst isn't he? He's just a pure dick. The sinister six went out for dinner and drinks and when they went to split the bill he was all like ' I only had the salad for starters and Marc had 3 beers when I only had a Shandy, I don't see why I should pay for The Scorpion's beers and all your battered mushrooms and cheese sticks'. Doesn't he know how this works? How long has he been a villain? The goal is always to order crispy duck for starters and the 16oz steak for mains so that no matter what, when it comes time to split the bill, you're quids in. Even if you aren't hungry, you might as well go hard or go home.


Monday, 11 September 2017

Pesky Kids



Do you think Spider-Man has Spider-Man pyjamas?  I bet he does. So if anyone catches him coming back in at night he can just pretend he's in his pyjamas. Pretty smart when you think about it. There's always been something about Scooby Doo that I thought wan't quite right and I know what it is now. Scooby's not on a lead (leash?). It's not like he's a real good dog all the time and never runs off. He's always running off. Away from ghosts etc. Most places that allow dogs expect you to have them on a lead. Mystery Inc. are really betraying people's trust there.


Tuesday, 5 September 2017

Rasputin's Joke

How about that eh? He's strung up there real good. Rasputin is a notorious joker. He's always playing pranks on the Tsar like throwing a bucket of water over him only it's not water it's confetti! One time he hid behind a door waiting to jump out on him, for three hours! That's dedication! No wonder they call him 'The Mad Monk'! He's just such a great energy to have around a party!