Monday 25 November 2013

Pug Dreams

I have a dog thats not much of a dog. It's the kind of dog that goblins would have if they were real and had dogs. He looks like he's been hit in the face with a shovel and acts like that too. What do Pugs dream of? From the way my dog looks at the TV I reckon he dreams filthy dreams of Rihanna. In his dream world he's an affluent debonair gentlepug who smokes cigarettes with a cigarette holder and wears a smoking jacket. He can pull the ladies in a similar manner to Brian from Family Guy (That dog is always pulling human chicks, whats up with that?). In real life though he's barely a dog.

Monday 18 November 2013


Breaking Bad may be over but the internet still exists so you know what that means! Infinite Breaking Bad content! Forever! Here's a poster for Walt and Jessie's Burger shop. Their meat is 95% pure don't ya know! Word is that they're coming to a town near you, selling burgers from a specially kitted out RV!

Monday 11 November 2013

Goonies never say die

This comic makes me think that they should bring out a goonies board game where you have to avoid the fratellis and find one eyed willie's treasure map and treasure. You could pick any character from the whole gang and it's be fun for the whole family! A mini game would involve being chunk and having to truffle shuffle yourself thin like the guy who played him in real life!

Monday 4 November 2013

Randal and Dante's Inferno

The Divine Comedy which features the story of Dante's journey through hell with Virgil is not a very funny one. There are all kinds of people being buried alive and drowning in pits of tar etc. that sort of put a dampener on the whole jolly jape. I'd recommend the film 'Clerks' rather than the inferno as far as laughs per minute go. The Inferno does have more daemons and monsters in it but it's unfortunately lacking a game of hockey on the roof. Both are in black and white though so don't let that sway you.