I have a dog thats not much of a dog. It's the kind of dog that goblins would have if they were real and had dogs. He looks like he's been hit in the face with a shovel and acts like that too. What do Pugs dream of? From the way my dog looks at the TV I reckon he dreams filthy dreams of Rihanna. In his dream world he's an affluent debonair gentlepug who smokes cigarettes with a cigarette holder and wears a smoking jacket. He can pull the ladies in a similar manner to Brian from Family Guy (That dog is always pulling human chicks, whats up with that?). In real life though he's barely a dog.