Monday, 25 November 2013

Pug Dreams

I have a dog thats not much of a dog. It's the kind of dog that goblins would have if they were real and had dogs. He looks like he's been hit in the face with a shovel and acts like that too. What do Pugs dream of? From the way my dog looks at the TV I reckon he dreams filthy dreams of Rihanna. In his dream world he's an affluent debonair gentlepug who smokes cigarettes with a cigarette holder and wears a smoking jacket. He can pull the ladies in a similar manner to Brian from Family Guy (That dog is always pulling human chicks, whats up with that?). In real life though he's barely a dog.

4 comments:

  1. They're rectangular when viewed from almost any direction and are commonly as tall as they are long. Practically all pugs stand between 10 to 12 inches to the shoulder and should weigh roughly 14 to 18 pounds.dogtor

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