Monday, 23 February 2015
'Ana is instantly attracted to Christian, but also finds him intimidating. As a result, she stumbles through the interview and leaves Christian's office believing it went badly. Ana consoles herself by thinking they will never meet again. However, Christian appears at the hardware store where she works. While he purchases various items including cable ties, masking tape and rope'.
This to me sounds like the opening scene to some sort of torture porn horror film like 'Saw', rather than a horrible porn-torture film like 50 Shades. The fact she works in a hardware store (a sexy hardware store?) just makes me think of Weird Al and his awesome 'Hardware Store' song. Heres a link to it on you tube with a music video comprised of My Little Pony clips. I'd like to discuss how weird this whole video is and the fact that there are grown men called 'Bronies who love and follow the show but theres a documentary on Netflix about that. Enjoy your smut and ponies folks, I'm off to bed.