Monday, 23 November 2015
I had a wee watch of Ren and Stimpy on youtube there and it's pretty messed up even by Sponge Bob standards. I get the impression they didn't think anyone would see it so the writers and animators just did their own thing. Star Wars is coming and unlike Ren and Stimpy, the world will be watching. Hopefully it's the mouthwash for the prequels we've all been waiting for.
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Monday, 16 November 2015
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Monday, 24 August 2015
Number One Dad
'from punk fashion, Catholicism and by the visits he took to SM clubs in New York and Amsterdam'. Nice mixture.
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Monday, 22 June 2015
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Monday, 15 June 2015
I spent so long wondering if I could attach Jeff Goldblum's head to a dinosaur that I never stopped to think if I should. I was watching behind the scenes videos of Jurassic Park the other day and discovered that they had to make a life size animatronic T-Rex which is quite frankly the most awesome thing ever. It's so different from the CGI dinosaur effects in Jurassic World. I suppose thats why it still holds up today. Thankfully Jurassic World is a good movie though. You can read my review here. It's spoiler free.
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Monday, 8 June 2015
Bruce Jenner only wants to be a woman so that he can do the decathlon at the Olympics in Rio next year. It's no coincidence that she's changed sex just in time to put in some hours training and get all those meds out of her system.
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Monday, 1 June 2015
Ever been on holiday? I have. It's great. I went to Spain once and there were all these spanish people there. Why would Spanish people go to Spain on their holidays? Same reason as me I suppose.
Monday, 18 May 2015
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Monday, 11 May 2015
I arrived home from Japan a couple of weeks ago and speaking with the authority of someone who has been in Tokyo for 3 days, I can say for certain that Tokyo's lights are powered by Pokemon. I barely saw a single live Pokemon when I was there so I can only conclude that they are all underground. The Diglets dig the tunnels, Pikachus power the generators, Gyarados keeps the water running to the high tech toilets and Lapras is obviously on loan to Scotland's Loch Ness in exchange for the secrets of their Whisky.
Monday, 4 May 2015
Avengers Script Meeting
The new biggest film in the world has just been released. I heard that Age of Ultron make at least 20 billion in it's first hour. That may or may not be true. I liked it but it just seemed like over kill. Every scene was just constant fighting and blowing up to the point where I didn't really care. I'm Guessing it's Michael Bay's favourite Marvel film. There were some great bits involving Thor's hammer and anything with the Vision. James Spader as Ultron was great. There just seemed like there wasn't enough story. They added Quicksilver and Scarlet Witch but in such a way that you don't really care about them. Am I looking forward to seeing more of them in the next film? Meh. Maybe it's one of those films that gets better with a second watch. Maybe it just seems a let down because the first one was so great.
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Labels: Geek, Movies, Robot, Super heroes
Monday, 27 April 2015
Monday, 20 April 2015
The trailer for the new Batman vs Superman film is out. You can see it here among other places.
A crappy version leaked last week so Warner Brothers popped the HD version online. It's all dark and moody and there's Daredevil dressed as Batman dressed as a robot. So check it out for yourself.
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Monday, 2 March 2015
Monday, 23 February 2015
'Ana is instantly attracted to Christian, but also finds him intimidating. As a result, she stumbles through the interview and leaves Christian's office believing it went badly. Ana consoles herself by thinking they will never meet again. However, Christian appears at the hardware store where she works. While he purchases various items including cable ties, masking tape and rope'.
This to me sounds like the opening scene to some sort of torture porn horror film like 'Saw', rather than a horrible porn-torture film like 50 Shades. The fact she works in a hardware store (a sexy hardware store?) just makes me think of Weird Al and his awesome 'Hardware Store' song. Heres a link to it on you tube with a music video comprised of My Little Pony clips. I'd like to discuss how weird this whole video is and the fact that there are grown men called 'Bronies who love and follow the show but theres a documentary on Netflix about that. Enjoy your smut and ponies folks, I'm off to bed.
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