Happy Halloween. I hope you're all dressing up as pumpkins and things. I'll be dressing up as a turnip in honour of the olden days when we carved turnips instead of pumpkins because we didn't get pumpkins over here or something. Have you ever tried to carve a turnip? Not only is it difficult but its dangerous as hell as it resists a lot more than the pumpkin and 9 times out of 10 the knife slips and things get a little more colourful and a lot more Halloween like.