Heisenburgers

Breaking Bad may be over but the internet still exists so you know what that means! Infinite Breaking Bad content! Forever! Here's a poster for Walt and Jessie's Burger shop. Their meat is 95% pure don't ya know! Word is that they're coming to a town near you, selling burgers from a specially kitted out RV!

Goonies never say die

This comic makes me think that they should bring out a goonies board game where you have to avoid the fratellis and find one eyed willie's treasure map and treasure. You could pick any character from the whole gang and it's be fun for the whole family! A mini game would involve being chunk and having to truffle shuffle yourself thin like the guy who played him in real life!

Randal and Dante's Inferno

The Divine Comedy which features the story of Dante's journey through hell with Virgil is not a very funny one. There are all kinds of people being buried alive and drowning in pits of tar etc. that sort of put a dampener on the whole jolly jape. I'd recommend the film 'Clerks' rather than the inferno as far as laughs per minute go. The Inferno does have more daemons and monsters in it but it's unfortunately lacking a game of hockey on the roof. Both are in black and white though so don't let that sway you.

The Invisible Man

Happy Halloween. I hope you're all dressing up as pumpkins and things. I'll be dressing up as a turnip in honour of the olden days when we carved turnips instead of pumpkins because we didn't get pumpkins over here or something. Have you ever tried to carve a turnip? Not only is it difficult but its dangerous as hell as it resists a lot more than the pumpkin and 9 times out of 10 the knife slips and things get a little more colourful and a lot more Halloween like.

Star-Bucks

Yoda has a shameful deal with vodaphone so it's only right that Admiral Ackbar has whored himself to Star-Bucks (star-bucks star-wars get it? huh? I'm hilarious). Admiral Ackbar is one of my favourite star-wars creatures as he's a giant lobster. A GIANT LOBSTER! And not only is he a giant lobster, he has managed to rise through the ranks and become an admiral! People said it couldn't be done, people said the galaxy wasn't ready for an arthropod admiral, people had their prejudices but now who's laughing. Admiral Ackbar thats who. Laughing with a multimillion alliance credit (space dollars?) deal with Star-Bucks!

The Thing

Reed Richards elastic, Johnny is the Human Torch. Sue can disappear from sight and Thing? He just likes to fight. They are the four. Fantastic Four. They're making a new Fantastic Four movie (of course they are) and they're gonna maybe have some black dude as the human torch (of course they are). The internet has a lot to say about this. I'm not sure that I do. Maybe you should go on the internet and see what people are saying? Maybe not. Maybe you're already on the internet reading this. Maybe you should form your own opinion? All I know is that the movie wont be better than John Carpenter's The Thing. That movie is awesome. It has a head with spider legs and Kurt Russell and flamethrowers and snow and a black guy! What more could you want?

Bulba-fett

So theres some new 'Pokemon' game coming out on Saturday and I know a couple of guys going to the launch. Apparently the latest innovation that sets this one apart is the fact that you can move diagonally!
Thats right folks you head me, DIAGONALLY! Sweet jesus nintendo just take my money! Take it!!! Can you imagine walking about not just up the screen and across the screen but diagonally! I'd also like to add that I wish they'd add Bulba-fett as some sort of evolutionary form of Bulbasaur because, well just look how awesome he is. He's 7 to the power of 4 awesome and I don't even know what that means but it sounds pretty awesome. Like I said though who needs GTA V when you have Pokemon X and Y. I bet GTA doesn't even have diagonal movement.

Mr. White

Well Folks it's been a long ride for those who've traveled with Walter White on his journey from Mr. Chips to Scarface. I'll be sad to see tonights Breaking Bad finale but cant wait to see how it all turns out. I hope Jessie comes out of it a bit better than previous episodes.

Wreck-it Miley

I saw that Miley Cyrus video for wrecking ball the other day. Holy crap Miley has really gone full retard. Seems she has a burning desire to remind everyone all of the time that she has boobies and isn't a little girl any more. 'Hey everyone did you see my nipples in Hanna Montana? No? Well you can now! I'm a big girl and that means reminding everyone by pointing foam fingers at peoples penis's at awards shows and sticking my tongue out! I can also preform oral stimulation on a sledge hammer! Look at me now! I'm naked on a Wrecking Ball! That's the name of of the song! I'm so vulnerable and sad because I'm crying and now I'm naked. Did I mention I was naked? Oh and also I'm a big girl now! I can go pee pee by myself.'

My Neighbour Totoro

Hey guys today's comic is more of a Monday evening comic than a Monday morning one but that house took me friggin' ages so i'll let myself off.  My Neighbour Totoro for the uninitiated is a Studio Ghibli (i guess they are the Japanese Disney?) film that is just bonkers. 2 girls move to a house in the sticks with their dad and it turns out they live beside a giant rabbit type forest spirit thing who makes a big tree grow and then waits for a bus which turns out to be a many legged cat.....actually I'm not sure how to explain it its just bonkers stuff happening all the time. I't's bizarre and needs to be watched.