Dinosaur Website

With all this sunny weather I thought I'd post this little number about a dinosaur website as it's in no way related. What would a dinosaur website be like I hear you ask, what would be on there? Well I'm going to take a shot in the dark and say everything! It'd be great! News articles pertaining to dino culture, a velociraptor cookery spot. There'd be pictures of dinosaurs out and about, getting blitzed, having a good time. It'd have horoscopes and an agony aunt page for dino problems. Celeb column with all the goss and pictures of your favourite dinosaurs getting into scrapes and maybe even the odd nip slip. It'd be awesome and you know it, don't listen to those diplodocus.

Let there be light

Not a lot going on in this one. Check out the beard on God though. Thats a pretty sweet beard. This was at the start of the bible so imagine the beard he'd have now! Massive!

Mushrooms

Mario's had quite a few mushrooms in his time, what's that about? Why mushrooms? Why not some more respectable form of vegetable? Carrots that let him see in the dark? Spinach for strength? No, its mushrooms. Green, blue, red etc. Eat mushrooms and crazy shit happens! Come back to life Grow 20 feet tall! Weird business all that, and don't get me started on his adventures through all those pipes.....

Dental Deficiency

I went to the dentist once. He poked at my mouth for ages, then took out a big drill and put some braces in my mouth. Actually no, it wasn't braces it was brackets. Yes he took out a big drill and put some brackets in my mouth and put up a couple of nice shelves. Actually it might not have been my mouth, maybe it was the wall. Yes that's it he got me to hold the brackets while he drilled holes in the wall and put up a few shelves for his golfing trophies. Actually I'm begining think that he wasn't a real dentist after all. 

Lens Cap

Welcome back to the all new Skeleton Blog! Thanks to my brother I now own a dot com! So make sure you visit theskeletonblog.com and not skeletonblog.com as instead of mildly amusing pictorials, you'll get some crap about human bobsledding or something. This is my first comic in a while, near 4 months actually so hopefully you like it. I know i don't! Click the picture to make it bigger.

Christmas Wish

Well Christmas is upon us again and we can celebrate the birth of Santa Claus. All those years ago when he was born in a stable so bare, with only the reindeer to keep him company. That is until the 3 wise men came with presents and gave him the idea of giving gifts at Christmas time. His bright red hat and coat is a constant reminder of the blood he shed for us on the cross. Absolving us of our sins so that even naughty children can get presents for Christmas.

Thank you santa. Thank you one and all.

Crutches

Crutches are fun for about ten minutes but once you've pretended that they are machine guns and swung on them a bit, you kind of just want to walk normally again. I drew this comic ages ago but it seemed appropriate to post it now seeing as I'm all fractured and broken.

As an added bonus here's a fun game you can play with crutches if you have a wheel chair.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zHpy87vs5Gk

Conan the Barber

While off with my fractured leg I happened to watch the new Conan film starring that guy off of Game of Thrones.  The film was an enjoyable enough romp but I couldn't help but think that it was lacking something. A little Mufasa /Darth Vader style giant snake cult leader perhaps? Maybe even a Body building Austrian Govenator. No?

That's when I got to thinking, why have they never made a Conan film where he was a barber? I'm pretty there was a book about it. Seems like they're missing a trick.

Hug Monster

Happy Halloween everyone! This comic is autobiographical and based on an actual event that happened to me a few months back. Blood everywhere, absolute nightmare, ruined a perfectly good pair of trousers.

Mr Benn's Greatest Adventure

All I'm saying is that if a man owns a dress up shop and has a moustache like that, there's bound to be a few SS uniforms in the back.......