Fashion is Murder

Ever wonder what Leatherface does with all those people he kills? Or why he's driven to kill in the first place? Well it's turns out that he does it to make people think. He's actually a life long member of PETA and a patron of the Arts. He has a vast body of thought provoking works, most of which is about man's cruelty to animals. He has created this bag from fashion designer Versace to make us all think about the exploitation and murder of animals just for something to carry our tampons and make up in. Personally I prefer his earlier work which included an inflatable life boat made from the skin of the survivors of the Titanic.

Competition Winner

Not many people know that Mike Myers and Micheal Myers are twin brothers. This is primarily because it isn't true. Wouldn't that be a good ending to Halloween though? They unmask him only find out that he's Austin Powers underneath, making way for a sexy new sequel. Or maybe he gets a new sidekick played by Dana Carvey, they could call it Hallo-Wayne's World.

Pirate Weight Loss

Yo ho, yo ho, a pirate's life for me! Well no actually. I don't think I'd like to be a pirate. It's long hours and illegal for a start. There's also a distinct lack of oranges and limes. Salt water doesn't taste nice. It's bad luck to have women on board so it'll be a real sausage fest. A pirates life sounds pretty bleak to me and if Muppet's Treasure Island is anything to go by then Cabin fever is pretty likely too. So instead of becoming a pirate I've opted to just listen to Lonely Island's Jack Sparrow song. Yo ho, yo ho, a pirate song for me.

Roads

Duh duh duh, duh duh duh duh duh duuhhhhhh! Incase you didn't know, that's the theme tune to back to the future. The best part of the back to the future trilogy is the bit where he returns home to gomez with his new wife who turns out to be a serial killer and then Roger rabbit makes him melt because he was really a cartoon all along.....ah good times

Fight Club

Someone told me once, that you couldn't actually make very good soap out of human fat because the chemical properties of blah blah blah. This kind of spoils the film a bit for me as i can't stop thinking that fight club didn't really happen because you cant make people soap. So the only logical thing to to is hunt down the person who told me this and turn them into people soap, thus restoring the balance to the universe and the credibility of Fight Club.

Gaybots

Well as we all know, today is the day day of the royal wedding! What dress will Kate wear? Will she say I do? Will Prince Phillip make an inappropriate comment to a foreign dignitary?

I thought I'd get into the spirit of things too by posting this Star Wars Comic. If I wasn't in work during the wedding I'd be watching Star Wars. Lovely day for a bit of Star Wars.

Oh and in case you where wondering, she'll wear a white one, yes she will and of course he will.

Easter Eggs

Happy Easter everyone! What better to celebrate the birth of Zombie Jesus than with a some chocolate eggs.

Terror-wrist

This is what terrorist's terror-wrists look like. Unless you're in Northern Ireland in which case they have a balaclava instead of a turban but pretty much the same as this. Horrifying isn't it?

Jelly Babies

The concept of jelly babies is a strange one. Everyone loves babies but you know they don't taste so great and also even though they're quite small, they still don't fit totally in your mouth. Thus Jelly babies were born! Bite size babies made of sugary jelly! All the fun of eating a real baby without the hassle of dealing with the authorities!

Prada

Having never seen the film I can only speculate as to what it is like and then draw a picture of how it could be improved. The dress Satan is wearing is from the summer collection and as you can see it looks terrific on his hourglass figure, highlighting his skin tones perfectly. Lucky for him it came in flame retardant pink.