Tuesday, 31 May 2011

Pirate Weight Loss

Yo ho, yo ho, a pirate's life for me! Well no actually. I don't think I'd like to be a pirate. It's long hours and illegal for a start. There's also a distinct lack of oranges and limes. Salt water doesn't taste nice. It's bad luck to have women on board so it'll be a real sausage fest. A pirates life sounds pretty bleak to me and if Muppet's Treasure Island is anything to go by then Cabin fever is pretty likely too. So instead of becoming a pirate I've opted to just listen to Lonely Island's Jack Sparrow song. Yo ho, yo ho, a pirate song for me.

Thursday, 19 May 2011


Duh duh duh, duh duh duh duh duh duuhhhhhh! Incase you didn't know, that's the theme tune to back to the future. The best part of the back to the future trilogy is the bit where he returns home to gomez with his new wife who turns out to be a serial killer and then Roger rabbit makes him melt because he was really a cartoon all along.....ah good times

Wednesday, 4 May 2011

Fight Club

Someone told me once, that you couldn't actually make very good soap out of human fat because the chemical properties of blah blah blah. This kind of spoils the film a bit for me as i can't stop thinking that fight club didn't really happen because you cant make people soap. So the only logical thing to to is hunt down the person who told me this and turn them into people soap, thus restoring the balance to the universe and the credibility of Fight Club.