Sunday 11 September 2011

Moses and the Burning Bush

Yay! It's another awesome tale from the bible! Before Moses became a hardcore Jew he was a proper bad ass. Just look how he smokes that cigarette! His mum clearly told him not to smoke and yet he does it anyway! Fight the system man, fight the system! He also did a bad murder once.

Exodus 2:12 And he looked this way and that way, and when he saw that there was no man, he slew the Egyptian, and hid him in the sand.

See what I mean? He was a badass! So don't smoke, kids. Smoking is a gateway drug. Gateway to murder.

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