Yo ho, yo ho, a pirate's life for me! Well no actually. I don't think I'd like to be a pirate. It's long hours and illegal for a start. There's also a distinct lack of oranges and limes. Salt water doesn't taste nice. It's bad luck to have women on board so it'll be a real sausage fest. A pirates life sounds pretty bleak to me and if Muppet's Treasure Island is anything to go by then Cabin fever is pretty likely too. So instead of becoming a pirate I've opted to just listen to Lonely Island's Jack Sparrow song. Yo ho, yo ho, a pirate song for me.