Wednesday 9 February 2011

Nice Pear

Do pick up lines really work? Will a girl really go home with you if you say the correct combination of cliches and faintly amusing opening lines. Can you really make a connection with someone using recycled jokes instead of your own personality? I would say Yes. With enough WKDs anyone is anyone's and if you didn't contract syphilis, that's a bonus! (If you did, you can at least get yourself on TV by showing your penis to embarrassing bodies. God Bless Television!)

1 comment:

  1. Ahahah. I must say that pickup lines are good to impress girls. After all, girls like guys who make them laugh and make them feel good,