Last weekend I saw a load of wee kids ( I believe that is the correct term for a group of kids, like a gaggle of geese, a murder or crows or a bastard of wasps) playing army. They had a a whole range of sophisticated weaponry including starwars blasters, western style revolvers, bits of wood with guns drawn them and my personal favorite the blue plastic AK47. This kid lorded over the rest with his perfect replica of the red army favorite which was perfect in every detail except that it was a garish bright blue (except for the brown handle). Why didn't they make toys like that in my day, you can stick your fisher price, your action man even your (god forbid) Lego, I want me a bright blue Kalashnikov! Now, what was this comic about again.....?