Friday, 28 May 2010

Hard times

Times are hard in the hundred acre wood, not even pooh has been sheltered by the recession…still it’s a bit of a surprise that a pig living in the same place as a bear and a tiger didn't get eaten before. Christopher Robin will never be the same again. This picture makes me think of pooh and tigger as cannibals but they're just doing what comes naturaly I suppose….bears aren't meant to live soley on honey and I'm pretty sure tigger lived on roo's medicine, roast suckling piglet is a meal that has been long coming. Tiddly-pom. Tiddly-pom.

Thursday, 27 May 2010


My brother Chris recently got a tattoo of Skeleton Boy in honour of his favorite blog. If only everyone had his dedication. You can see a picture of said piece of art here. It's so awesome you would swear that I'd drawn it myself (which I did).

Wednesday, 26 May 2010


Nesquik is delicious but it does look like rabbit droppings. Does the rabbit on the box poop out chocolate cereal? If so I will catch him and feed him only chocolate so that he poops out extra chocolatey cereal for me to nom on. I will breed him with the coco pops monkey and create a hybrid cereal of chocolatey awesomeness!!!! I will serve it in a bowl made out of shreddies and be hailed as the new kelloggs Huzzah!

Monday, 24 May 2010

Monster Mash

Does any one remember the monster mash? Well I do, and it was awesome. When was the last time a vampire offered you some mashed potato?

Friday, 21 May 2010

The Congo

Umbongo! Umbongo! They drink it in the Congo!
Monkeys like boxes of juice, end of story. I like the way Americans call them boxes, it makes them seem more special.
People don't really carry liquids in boxes much, except juice. If you go to the congo you will see monkeys drinking juice from boxes. Fact!

Wednesday, 19 May 2010

Never work with children or animals

Who doesn't love The Wizard of Oz? Who dosent have nightmares about the flying monkeys? And the Munchkins? Also who doesn't want to punch the 'cowardly lion' square in the mouth? They just dont make them like they used to.

Tuesday, 18 May 2010

French Fries

Who Doesnt love french fries? They are delicious and salty (two of my favorite flavours). Which is best though? Kentucky, McDonalds, Burger King? Thats only if we take the awesome power of the KFC chicken gravy out of the equation........mmmmmm......KFC gravy.

Monday, 17 May 2010

Scape Goat

How come if something like a volcano goes off or ahurricane wrecks a house its called an act of God? Wouldn't it seem more appropriate to call it an act of Satan? Or if it is an act of God would you not be able to sue God for damages? Also isnt everything an act of God? If some one crashes a car isnt God the one that let that happen by not interviening when he could? He could save insurance companys millions by just stopping all head hurts.
Fun fact: 'scape goat' comes from times when people sacrificed goats as penance for sins and such.... aren't I just full of information?

Wednesday, 12 May 2010

Treasure Hunt

This comic's inspired by my girlfriend Mashers who was cleaning our cats litter tray and likened it to 'The Saddest Treasure Hunt Ever'. I think you could make this job more bearable by feeding your cat vast amounts of glitter so that it has sparkley poops but there's probably a law against feeding arts and crafts material to household pets.

Monday, 10 May 2010


Apparently acupuncture isn't even a real thing but cactus are, so that's good. Cactus remind me of Mexico and burritos which are awesome. Speaking of burritos I went to chiquitos last Friday and would highly recommend it. NOM!

Thursday, 6 May 2010


It occured to me that people in movies are always climbing through air vents. And not only are these vents big and strong enough to hold a man, they lead to even the most secretest of places in the building. Convenient.

Wednesday, 5 May 2010

Out of Business

As far as I can recall that’s Himmler on the right, he looks like a bit of a douche doesn't he? So does Hitler. I think we can all agree that Hitler and Himmler were both douches and Goebbels was a little rat thing. I found out recently from BBC news that the russians found hitlers body and buried it in a forrest, then during the cold war they dug it up and burnt it. Oh those pesky russians!

Monday, 3 May 2010

Family planning

Is there anyone who actually liked Miss Piggy? I think kermit dodged a bullet here no one wants to see hideous pig-frogs babys. Well actually i think I would but not if they were related to Miss Piggy.